a_j_mair
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6569045 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:07    |
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seem to have put my foot in it a few times recently with the wife
wife - "that was great"
me - "i was doing it really quick so i could get to sleep"
last night was another
wife - "that has to be in my top 5"
me - " really?, didn't think it was that good"
anyone prone to the same?
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C2RL R
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| 6569048 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:09 |
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"stop barking or your going outside"
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Matt L
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| 6569050 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:10 |
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 @ the second one.
the only thing iv ever done is mimiced super bad and shouted 'its in' tbf i did warn her while watching the film that i was gonna do it next time
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_Allan_
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| 6569054 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:14 |
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You put your foot in it 
[Edited on 11-06-2009 by _Allan_]
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Hammer
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| 6569056 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:17 |
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
wife - "that has to be in my top 5"
PMSL at getting rated after every round
[Edited on 11-06-2009 by Hammer]
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6569062 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:19  |
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Sounds like a teacher:
B for effort, A- for attainment
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Simon
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| 6569087 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:26 |
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We normally high five
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DannyB
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| 6569088 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:26 |
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You are welcome.
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BluKoo
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| 6569089 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:27 |
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"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
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Luke
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| 6569112 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:35 |
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" Thank you rhyhipnol "
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corsa - gus
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| 6569113 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:36 |
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
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corsa - gus
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| 6569119 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:38 |
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My mate once rattled his bird got up, put his clothes on, chucked a fiver on the bed next to her and walked out She was understandably raging, however that achieves quite a few cool points in my book 
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noshua
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| 6569122 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:39 |
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oops
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RyanSxi
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| 6569131 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:43 |
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
My mate once rattled his bird got up, put his clothes on, chucked a fiver on the bed next to her and walked out She was understandably raging, however that achieves quite a few cool points in my book
Im going to do this the next time the chance arises
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BluKoo
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| 6569156 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:52 |
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
Only one way to find out
One of my mates actually stopped during sex (with a fat bird) and said, "I can see my house from up here."
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Scotty_B
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| 6569159 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:54 |
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
What slowly and full of salty fluid? 
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stubs
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| 6569166 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:57 |
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
last night was another
wife - "that has to be in my top 5"
...I see what you've done here, you not only wanted to brag on about the fact you gave the missus more than just a good un last night, but you play it cool as it wasn't your best effort
Good lad
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_Allan_
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| 6569168 - 11th Jun 09 at 15:57 |
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Who was it on here, Andrew?. Who said the bird stopped halfway through and got up to go for a shit?
Stud 
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allan
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| 6569228 - 11th Jun 09 at 16:20 |
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Allan
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andy1868
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| 6569374 - 11th Jun 09 at 17:26 |
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when you've gotta go, you've gotta go 
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Nath
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| 6569381 - 11th Jun 09 at 17:28 |
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FLOL it was Pugnut yes
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S@M
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| 6569388 - 11th Jun 09 at 17:33 |
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ive offered the bird £20 to do 'ass to mouth before'
unfortunatly it didnt work! 
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Ellis
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| 6569391 - 11th Jun 09 at 17:36 |
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
when you've gotta go, you've gotta go
Haha yes, similar normally gets said to my bird.
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corsa - gus
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| 6569447 - 11th Jun 09 at 18:08 |
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
What slowly and full of salty fluid?
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